Sparkling Highs: A Refreshing Review of Melo’s THC Seltzers

I recently had the chance to dive into the world of THC-infused beverages from Melo, and let me tell you, it was quite the fizzy adventure! As someone who’s always on the lookout for new and interesting ways to enjoy cannabis, stumbling upon Melo’s lineup of seltzers felt like hitting a fun little jackpot. Here’s my take on their offerings from a bubbly evening spent sampling these intriguing concoctions.

Grapefruit THC Seltzer

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Starting off with the Grapefruit THC Seltzer, which you can check out here: Grapefruit THC Seltzer. This one was a zesty treat! The grapefruit flavor is refreshingly tart, not overwhelmingly sour or bitter as some grapefruit-infused drinks tend to be. Each can packs 5mg of THC, which is just enough to give you that gentle, relaxing buzz without sending you to the moon. It’s perfect for a sunny afternoon chill-out session on the deck. What I loved most was how it managed to be both invigorating and calming without any cannabis aftertaste that some THC drinks carry.

Wild Berries THC Seltzer

Next up was the Wild Berries THC Seltzer, available here: Wild Berries THC Seltzer. This one truly surprised me. I was half-expecting that artificial berry flavor that haunts many a fruit-flavored beverage, but Melo nailed it. The berry mix is juicy and tastes genuine, like a little berry patch in a can. Like its grapefruit sibling, this one also contains 5mg of THC, making it another excellent choice for those looking to mellow out without any heavy psychoactive effects. It’s sweet, it’s fruity, and it’s fun—everything you want in a berry seltzer.

Variety Pack

For those who suffer from decision fatigue, Melo’s got you covered with their Variety Pack, which you can find here: Variety Pack. This pack is a fantastic way to sample all the flavors they offer, including the two I just mentioned plus a mystery third that changes occasionally. It’s like a party in a box and definitely the way to go if you want to try them all and find your favorite.

In terms of effects, all of these seltzers deliver a mild, manageable high that feels just right for enhancing a social evening or unwinding after a long day. They kick in fairly quickly, especially if you haven’t eaten a big meal beforehand, and the high tapers off smoothly, leaving you relaxed but not incapacitated.

What I didn’t love as much was the pricing—it can feel a bit steep, especially if you’re used to more traditional forms of cannabis which tend to be less expensive per dose. However, the convenience and novelty of THC in a can could justify the extra cost for many.

All in all, Melo’s THC seltzers are a delightful treat for anyone looking to dip their toes into the world of cannabis-infused beverages or just searching for a tasty alternative to alcoholic drinks. They’re fun, they’re flavorful, and they offer just the right buzz to make any day a little more special. So, why not give them a whirl and see which flavor gets you fizzing with joy?

Barbara Santini